{"id":2903,"date":"2023-12-10T04:51:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T04:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=2903"},"modified":"2026-10-02T01:32:45","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T01:32:45","slug":"christmas-as-an-adult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=2903","title":{"rendered":"CHRISTMAS AS AN ADULT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember how long the month of December was when you were a kid?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">December 25th approached at the speed of a combine on a country road.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One which seemingly stalled out frequently along the way.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Christmas is a bullet train.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you remember how long the month of December was when you were a kid?\u00a0 December 25th approached at the speed of a combine on a country road.\u00a0 One which seemingly stalled out frequently along the way. And now?\u00a0 Christmas is a bullet train.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2904,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903\/revisions\/2904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}