{"id":5706,"date":"2022-09-15T22:21:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T22:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=5706"},"modified":"2026-10-02T01:33:48","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T01:33:48","slug":"sleep-wimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=5706","title":{"rendered":"SLEEP WIMP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night was a rough night.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The flight from New York to Accra, Ghana was 10 hours long and it left at 1:00 am.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The plane was larger than most I have been on, but that didn&#8217;t mean there was any extra leg room.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I took my contacts out immediately and grabbed my travel pillow and the blanket provided by Delta and determined to get comfy.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was impossible. I would doze for about 10 minutes at a time. All told, I maybe got 20 or so short naps last night &#8211; but no <i><b>real <\/b><\/i>sleep.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And although I never fell asleep deeply enough to have a dream, I did have bizarre random thoughts throughout the night. I don&#8217;t remember most, but in one I suddenly felt bad for leaving a large container of baked beans in the back of our van parked in the driveway there in Columbus. &#8220;I better remember to tell Melissa to get those beans out of the van because three weeks from now they will be smelling pretty nasty.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There isn&#8217;t a single baked bean in the back of that van.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And unlike dreams, these little fevered thoughts were intermixed with a soundtrack throughout the night.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was one song, over and over: The B-52s &#8220;Dance This Mess Around&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>Oh, everybody goes to parties<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>They dance this mess around<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>They do all sixteen dances<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>They do the Shu ga loo, do the Shy Tuna<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>Do the Camel Walk, do the Hip O Crit<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>Ah, hippy, hippy forward hippy, hippy<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>Hippy, hippy, hippy shake<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><i>Oh, it&#8217;s time to do &#8217;em right<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night was a rough night.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was a rough night. The flight from New York to Accra, Ghana was 10 hours long and it left at 1:00 am.\u00a0 The plane was larger than most I have been on, but that didn&#8217;t mean there was any extra leg room.\u00a0 I took my contacts out immediately and grabbed my travel pillow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5707,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706\/revisions\/5707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}