{"id":7714,"date":"2022-12-15T03:26:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-15T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=7714"},"modified":"2026-10-02T01:33:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T01:33:47","slug":"banister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/?p=7714","title":{"rendered":"BANISTER"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The half flight of steps leading from our front door down to the basement used to have a banister. It disappeared almost two years ago when I renovated our basement.<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Finishing the steps and replacing the banister should have been done a long time ago. It is the sort of project I referenced in yesterday&#8217;s post &#8211; one where I procrastinate endlessly because I don&#8217;t know up front how to do the job perfectly.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just over a week ago, on a Monday morning at 6 am, Melissa &#8211; still bleary eyed and carrying a mug half full of coffee in the dark &#8211; missed the last step as she was descending.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a loud crash and a scream. When I turned on the lights, I was relieved to see coffee had been spilled, but no blood. However, there was a semi-serious injury: the pinky toe on Melissa&#8217;s right foot was now perpendicular to the other toes.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are thankful her fall wasn&#8217;t any worse. But it also could have been better. I can&#8217;t help but think a banister might have saved us a trip to the ER and a whole lot of pain.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time to build a new banister.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just need to find a starting point, get some momentum, and then revise as I go.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe it can be my Christmas present to Melissa. A banister and a new coffee mug.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The half flight of steps leading from our front door down to the basement used to have a banister. It disappeared almost two years ago when I renovated our basement. Finishing the steps and replacing the banister should have been done a long time ago. It is the sort of project I referenced in yesterday&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7715,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714\/revisions\/7715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegrossblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}